From the pages of the Standard Upright Position Crime Files: 10-workers at JFK, including Delta and American employees were arrested for drug smuggling this week.
Allegedly, these folks were putting the stuff in the checked-luggage (and I just thought my talcum powder container had exploded).
The bust was the result of a 2-year investigation, in which the cops seized more than 100-pounds of cocaine, 55-pounds of heroin, and a few miscellaneous pounds of ecstasy. And, in case you’ve forgotten, earlier this year, some workers at the Orlando airport were arrested for smuggling guns.
But look on the bright side…you probably DON’T have to worry about anyone smuggling an 8-ounce bottle of water into their carry-on.