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December 12, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Grumpy Santa on Hash-Brown Potatoes

Filed under: Food, Grumpy Santa — anne @ 4:06 pm

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(Editor’s Note: this is the latest communique from Grumpy Santa)

“I have been to many airports early in the morning over the last several days, and I have come to notice something a little alarming. Hash-browns on the breakfast-combos are getting out of control.

I might be wrong, but in my mind, McDonald’s established a pretty solid standard for fast-food hash-browns; slightly oval-shaped, crispy-brown, and delicious.

But now, there are new versions. Round hash-browns that are no more than tater-tots without that cool “tot” shape, and the Arby’s giant triangle hash-brown that is unwieldy and a bit off-putting.

Go ahead, say I fear change, but when eating breakfast at airports, I still say the classic hash-brown is definitely the way to go.”

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