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Anne: “You see this? A travel agency in Germany is offering a nude flight to a nudist colony.” Mike: “Nude flight? For real?” Anne: “That’s what it says on Reuters.” Mike: “Makes it easy at the security checkpoints. The strip searches won’t take as long.” Anne: “No, they can’t take off their clothes ’til they get on the plane. And they have to put ‘em back on when they land.” Mike: “Not sure I like the idea of naked pilots.” Anne: “No, it says pilots have to wear clothes, for ’safety reasons’. Interesting mental picture.” Mike: “You said these were Germans?” The conversation continues. Click “more” for the dramatic finale. |
Anne: “Well, the travel agency arranging it is German. Figures. You wouldn’t catch my peeps doing this.”
Mike: “Really? Not the Irish? Oh, excuse me, but wasn’t [Dublin-based] Ryanair responsible for that very tasteful under-dressed schoolgirl ad?”
Anne: “Stay focused, Mike. We’re talking flying nudes here.”
Mike: “I know. I’m trying to picture a pocket of turbulence. Right after the flight attendants serve the hot coffee.”
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