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May 9, 2008

Explosion? Big deal.

Okay, you’re the pilot of an American Airlines plane, on the runway at Dallas heading to Paris. You and/or your colleagues hear the following: 1. Loud noises (from the belly of the plane) 2. Loud shaking noises 3. An explosion What do you do? A. Stop the plane B. Stop the plane! C. Keep flying to Paris If you guessed C., you too can work for American Airlines! (Yeah, yeah, they all got to Paris safely, even though a panel to the air-conditioning system popped off, blah, blah…but…I mean, really).