The new Crowne Plaza Milwaukee-Wauwatosa is not just a mouthful - it also features a “Women’s Executive Level” (7^th floor) — which is for women - except, men can book there, too. Got that?

They are trying something new - okay, it’s not really new -remember NYC’s old Barbizon Hotel, for women only? Anyway, the Milwaukee people want women execs to feel comfortable, so they’re giving them lots of “amenities” like Victoria Secret robes and blow-dryers and vanity mirrors.

Turns out men want that stuff too! So, it’s for everybody! And this way, it’s not a sexist thing!

Want to know what traveling women really want? I’ll tell ya. They want peace and quiet for play time.

They want to do stuff no one has time for at home, like - oh, exfoliating your elbows. Or finally pasting on that stupid “facial-rejuvenating mask” that someone gave you for Christmas that’s supposed to make you look young again but won’t but maybe this time it will if you do it just right.