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September 22, 2008

Etiquette in the Air: Plane Porn

You’re probably sick to death of hearing about how in-flight Wifi internet access is going to flood planes with porn and how this group and that group are calling on airlines to add “anti-porn” filters to their aircraft and blah and blah and blah, but… But…you haven’t heard everything ’til you’ve heard from Standard Upright Position. So here’s where we stand: Use your common sense. Don’t have any? Then follow these 3 simple rules: 1.) Don’t watch porn if you’re sitting next to my kid. 2.) Really don’t watch porn if you’re sitting next to my mother. 3.) Don’t watch porn without a plot. Hey, I think I’ve just eliminated the problem…