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    • September 22, 2008

    Etiquette in the Air: Plane Porn

    Filed under: Manners, Sex, WiFi — anne @ 7:52 am

    You’re probably sick to death of hearing about how in-flight Wifi internet access is going to flood planes with porn and how this group and that group are calling on airlines to add “anti-porn” filters to their aircraft and blah and blah and blah, but…

    But…you haven’t heard everything ’til you’ve heard from Standard Upright Position. So here’s where we stand:

    Use your common sense. Don’t have any? Then follow these 3 simple rules:

    1.) Don’t watch porn if you’re sitting next to my kid.
    2.) Really don’t watch porn if you’re sitting next to my mother.
    3.) Don’t watch porn without a plot. Hey, I think I’ve just eliminated the problem…
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