Well, no need for ME to tell you about it – not when my boss, Rick Seaney, has already written the be-all-and-end-all column on the subject – for ABCNews.com.

Check it out by clicking here – that’s the Cliff Notes version – and you can go to the entire column from there if you like.

Oh, there is also mention of the internet – and porn on planes.Thought that might get your attention.

Oh, yeah – Whack-a-Mole – that’s what Rick’s talking about.

He says, in his latest column on ABC’s news website, that what’s happening with the airlines is a pretty wild ride these days.

You should take a look. After you’re done admiring Mr. Happy, at left.

Okay, at first blush, it sounds crazy. But would I work for a crazy man?

Well, sure. And I have. But Rick Seaney is not a crazy man.

He’s actually got a pretty good idea here – and one that can save you a bundle. It could also save your sanity.

So check out Rick’s idea, that he wrote about for ABC – Thanksgiving in October.

At the very least, you’ll pick up some great “Thanksgiving Travel Tips” - no matter when you gather at Grandma’s house.

Yes, the boss has written another column for ABCNews.com – this one is all about business travelers and the “minimum stay” rule.

Want just the highlights? Easy – just click here.

Want the entire column, in all its fact-filled and fascinating glory? Click here.

Want to skip this altogether?

Not an option.

My goodness!

A 56-year old grandmother videotaped what was apparently some minor altercation between a couple of passengers (and thanks, Chris Elliott, for all the details).

Then, flight attendants asked her to delete it. She didn’t want to. She got arrested.

Sound nutty? Sure does to us. Makes us REALLY wonder what’s on that videotape. Oh, wait — we’re about to find out. Apparently Grandma is going to be on ABC sometime soon — with her tape.

Look at the dog on the left.

Awwwwwwww!

Now, just imagine if he was on a plane and something “happened to him”.

Aiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!

So don’t let anything “happen” — and you can start by reading Rick Seaney’s latest ABCNews.com column — it’s all about pets and flying — and if you pay attention, you’ll figure out the best way to transport your pup.

The “best way” might be — leaving him at home.

In his latest column for ABCNews.com, our boss Rick Seaney — an excellent executive and all-star human being — asks this question: will the airlines ever drop all their new fees?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes, Rick knows the score — but, please — read for yourself — just click here.

Or the mountains or the jungles or the deserts or what ever tickles your psyche when it comes to vacations.

Yep, to heck with that dang gas crisis. Because according to Rick (uh, sorry, Mr. Seaney), you have to look at the overall cost of the vacation.

And it looks like the price of some things is coming down. Like hotels. So read his column.

Where am I vacationing? Outside. In a lounge chair. With trashy novels. Whoo-hoo.

Rick’s latest ABCNews.com column is about the high cost of oil and the future of air travel.

Sooooo, Rick fills in the blank with the word “grim”.

We fill in the blank with the word “MrHappyIsCrying”.

Now you try it! But better read his column first — yep, just click here.

Rick’s latest column is all about how the airlines are nickel and dime-ing us…in new and inventive and expensive ways.

It’s…interesting and horrifying. So give it a read. By clicking here.

Ask and you shall receive.

Rick (that’s Mr. FareCompare or Mr. FC to us, but, please…Mr. Seaney to you) has just written a column for ABCNews.com in which he DOES provide that very help.

Plus, he give out tips and stuff. It’s good. You shall read it. Clicketh here.

More geniuousity from Rick: his latest column on ABCNews.com reveals some cool facts and false myths.

Or are myths false anyway? Well, he debunks some, I’ll put it that way.

Plus, he doesn’t exactly tell you precisely when to buy tickets, but you’ll figure it out, if you just read the column.

You’ve received his wisdom about cheap airfare on RickSeaney.com.

Now, there’s another option: ABCNews.com.

Yes, Rick Seaney, affectionately know to us as “The Boss Man” is now a weekly columnist.

Ah, but what will he be talking about in his new column???