In his latest column for ABCNews.com, our boss Rick Seaney — an excellent executive and all-star human being — asks this question: will the airlines ever drop all their new fees?

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Yes, Rick knows the score — but, please — read for yourself — just click here.

Or the mountains or the jungles or the deserts or what ever tickles your psyche when it comes to vacations.

Yep, to heck with that dang gas crisis. Because according to Rick (uh, sorry, Mr. Seaney), you have to look at the overall cost of the vacation.

And it looks like the price of some things is coming down. Like hotels. So read his column.

Where am I vacationing? Outside. In a lounge chair. With trashy novels. Whoo-hoo.

Rick’s latest ABCNews.com column is about the high cost of oil and the future of air travel.

Sooooo, Rick fills in the blank with the word “grim”.

We fill in the blank with the word “MrHappyIsCrying”.

Now you try it! But better read his column first — yep, just click here.

Rick’s latest column is all about how the airlines are nickel and dime-ing us…in new and inventive and expensive ways.

It’s…interesting and horrifying. So give it a read. By clicking here.

Ask and you shall receive.

Rick (that’s Mr. FareCompare or Mr. FC to us, but, please…Mr. Seaney to you) has just written a column for ABCNews.com in which he DOES provide that very help.

Plus, he give out tips and stuff. It’s good. You shall read it. Clicketh here.

More geniuousity from Rick: his latest column on ABCNews.com reveals some cool facts and false myths.

Or are myths false anyway? Well, he debunks some, I’ll put it that way.

Plus, he doesn’t exactly tell you precisely when to buy tickets, but you’ll figure it out, if you just read the column.

You’ve received his wisdom about cheap airfare on RickSeaney.com.

Now, there’s another option: ABCNews.com.

Yes, Rick Seaney, affectionately know to us as “The Boss Man” is now a weekly columnist.

Ah, but what will he be talking about in his new column???