Oh, my. Last month, a woman on an Aeroflot flight from Moscow to LA was experiencing pain in her chest, and collapsed just as the jet began its descent.

Turns out one of her breast implants burst.

Now, ladies, before you get all uh, bent out of shape, doctors said that while the pressure differential may have had something to do with the woman’s predicament – the main problem seemed to be that her implant had been “damaged” before the flight. That’s according to reports I saw (and the woman is said to have recovered nicely).

Some bloggers have noted that the woman came to the right place. Yes, I know some of you will say, “South America is the capital of plastic surgery!” but we know Los Angeles is THE place for plastic. Good and bad.

Just in case you’ll be flying Russia’s Aeroflot Airlines anytime soon, I thought I’d help you out with some “do’s” and “don’ts” from their website.

Look for them in a handy section called “Rules of Passenger Conduct”.

DON’T: “Create situations endangering flight safety or the life, health and dignity of other passengers and also of the airline personnel, to permit her- or himself any verbal or physical insult toward them.”

DO: “In the event that her or his life, health, honour or personal dignity is in danger, to approach airline employees and demand protection.”

Wish I could “demand protection” on some of the domestic flights I’ve taken recently — I’ve had numerous insults to my dignity, in the form of fees for checked luggage, surly flight attendants, and…well, you see what I mean.