About 36-years ago, a man known as D.B. Cooper parachuted out of a plane over Washington state, and was never heard from again.

But the FBI would still like to hear from him, if he’s alive (though most think he died in the jump); Cooper made off with $200,000 in ransom money. (BTW, Cooper was a pseudonym: the suspect actually went by DAN Cooper, but a reporter misheard and reported it as “D.B. Cooper”).

Anyway, the Feds need our help; said one agent, “maybe someone just remembers that odd uncle.” I can see it now: millions of Americans coming forward to implicate their “odd uncles”.