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  • August 29, 2008

    Ex-Baggage Handler: Will Work 4 Haggis

    Filed under: Airplane, Frustration, Haggis — Rick Seaney @ 6:03 pm
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    A baggage handler at Glasgow’s airport performed a remarkable feat recently; he ripped a 5-foot wide hole in the side of a Boeing 757.

    Unfortunately, details were hard to come by on precisely how this gaping wound was created: was our hero was having a bad day? Did he spot some luggage containing anvils and decide to toss it about? I could nae say.

    This much is certain: he was unceremoniously sacked.