A naked man was running around an American Airlines flight from Boston to Los Angeles Saturday, when Naked Man thought it would be a good idea to open an emergency door in mid-flight (by the way, that can’t be done).

A soccer team on the same plane, the New England Revolution, thought that was a bad idea, and restrained him.

Plane landed (unplanned) in Oklahoma City so Naked Man could go to a crisis center for “observation”. Soccer team went on to win World Cup. Well, not really. But they’re aces in my book.

Anne: “You see this? A travel agency in Germany is offering a nude flight to a nudist colony.”

Mike: “Nude flight? For real?”

Anne: “That’s what it says on Reuters.”

Mike: “Makes it easy at the security checkpoints. The strip searches won’t take as long.”

Anne: “No, they can’t take off their clothes ’til they get on the plane. And they have to put ‘em back on when they land.”

Mike: “Not sure I like the idea of naked pilots.”

Anne: “No, it says pilots have to wear clothes, for ’safety reasons’. Interesting mental picture.”

Mike: “You said these were Germans?”

The conversation continues. Click “more” for the dramatic finale.