I can’t believe I’m doing this. This — is free advertising — plus, it’s kind of dumb.

But it’s my kind of dumb.

Couple of things: Papa John’s Pizza People are behind this crop “circle” which as you can see is actually a “crop square” — and — I lied, in that there is nothing “mysterious” about it. This is what is known as PR. Round one to Papa.

Anyway, this “circle” is about a mile from Denver International, so the thinking of the PJ PR team is that Democrats who will convene here later this month (and others!) “will be treated to an out-of-this-world sight just outside their plane windows – a six-acre crop circle created…to promote the company’s new whole wheat pizza crust.”

Whole wheat = healthy. Pizza = vitamins. I’ve cracked the code. Round two to me.