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Swedish Men Fall for “send me cash for ticket to visit you” Gag

anne — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:53:16 +0000

Five Swedish men apparently ALL sent someone they met on the internet $1,850 each, so that this someone – purportedly, a woman in Thailand and presumably pretty darn good looking – could use the money to buy an airline ticket and come and visit them.

Of course, I’m sure each of each of our heroes thought he was “The One” – none of them seemed to know about the others, but there they all were, gathered at the airport in Marsta, Sweden – waiting for Miss Right to step off the plane. But of course, “she” never showed.

Credit where credit is due: two of these guys had the courage to go to the cops and file fraud charges, for whatever good that’ll do.

Meanwhile, I suspect that somewhere in Bangkok, there’s one happy fellow who is now $9,250 richer.

Guinness’ 250th Celebrated by Tipsy Family Member on Plane

anne — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:09:57 +0000

It’s always fun seeing the words “drunken socialite” in print, and thanks to the New York Daily News, we can.

Witnesses in a court proceeding say Clare Irby, “a descendant of the Guinness brewing family” got a little frisky on a flight from Bangalore, India to London on Kingfisher Airlines (a five star airline, naturally). She allegedly got extra-friendly with a male passenger – in between bouts of screaming at flight attendants and ignoring her two year old child.

And at least some of the passengers started complaining about the PDAP’s (Public Displays of Affection on Planes).

The most shocking thing? Not the alleged thong-baring, but the fact that Socialite Irby – who admitted to being tipsy – was not lapping up stout. She was drinking red wine – and I’m sure there’s a Guinness or two rolling over in the Old Sod as we speak.

And…speaking of Guinness – did you know the Dublin-based brewery is celebrating its 250^th anniversary this year? Raise a glass – and keep your undies out of sight.

The Ideal Valentine Date – oh, my

anne — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:16:51 +0000

A travel site called GeckoGo has done a survey about travel and Valentine’s Day and hooking up.

And here’s what we’ve learned:

The ideal Valentine’s Day date is a weekend getaway
Least popular date is a home-cooked meal
51% of travelers have “hooked up” while traveling

I can just picture this coming Saturday now – there I’ll be: home, unhooked, and making meatloaf. Hmmm.

Cheap Hotel Deals in New York City for Frisky Valentine’s Day

anne — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:35:21 +0000

The Daily News has put together a handy list of Valentine Weekend package deals at a number of Manhattan hotels, and we liked this one:

“The Marmara Manhattan’s Valentine’s Weekend package includes two nights’ accommodation in a one-bedroom suite, a dozen roses – plus rose petals on the bed – Champagne, chocolate-covered Turkish-delight candies and a Kama Sutra kit for adventurous couples looking to indulge their sensuous side. Priced at $699.”

Turkish-delight? Anyway, yeah, it’s a little expensive, but hey – we’re talking New York City here. If you want rock bottom prices, you may have to share your space with rodents (see “Worst Hotel“).

That said, there are cheaper hotel deals on the list – just click here to see them all.

And if Florida is your idea of romance (sensuous oranges?), click here for great deals.

Are You Engaged? Are You Special? Prove it and Win

anne — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:58:50 +0000

Brides Magazine has a trip for you (which includes airfare so I can blog about this in good conscience) — to New York and Tahiti. Here’s how to get it, per Brides:

“Are you the most romantic couple in the world but haven’t had the honeymoon of your dreams? Tell us your love story…” Yes, you have to write a little something.

Let’s see… “Whenever my husband is thirsty, he always says, ‘Darling, toss me a brewski’ and then I…” Hmmm. Needs work. But you get the idea.

And in case you don’t, all the details are right here. And, merci, Gadling.