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		<title>Officer Shoots and Kills 2 Crazed Pit Bulls at Dulles Airport</title>
		<link>http://standarduprightposition.com/2009/12/10/officer-shoots-and-kills-2-crazed-pit-bulls-at-dulles-airport/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anne</dc:creator>
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Ugly story. Two pit bulls who were going to be shipped overseas on a Korean Air flight, got into a &#8220;vicious fight&#8221; in an air cargo building at Dulles; a cop tried to break up the fight with pepper spray, but it didn&#8217;t work and he wound up shooting the dogs.
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<p style="padding-bottom: 8px"><strong>Ugly story.</strong> Two pit bulls who were going to be shipped overseas on a Korean Air flight, got into a <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/10/AR2009121002352.html">&#8220;vicious fight&#8221;</a> in an air cargo building at Dulles; a cop tried to break up the fight with pepper spray, but it didn&#8217;t work and he wound up shooting the dogs.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">These dogs were originally in separate kennels &#8211; but one chewed his way out, then chewed his way <em>in</em> to the other dog&#8217;s container &#8211; and the fight was on.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">It&#8217;s not clear where these dogs were going, or what they were supposed to do when they got there&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Cruise Ship Crazy: The Princess, the Rioters and the Fired Captain</title>
		<link>http://standarduprightposition.com/2009/12/03/cruise-ship-crazy-the-princess-the-rioters-and-the-fired-captain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anne</dc:creator>
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Weird doings down in W. Palm Beach&#8230;
A Princess gambling &#8220;cruise to nowhere&#8221; is in port because its new captain doesn&#8217;t have a license.
The old captain was fired yesterday, which &#8220;set off a near-riot on the deck&#8221; according to the Palm Beach Post. In fact, the situation got so bad that Customs and Border folks called [...]]]></description>
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<p style="padding-bottom: 8px"><strong>Weird doings down in W. Palm Beach&#8230;</strong></p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">A Princess gambling &#8220;cruise to nowhere&#8221; is in port because its new captain doesn&#8217;t have a license.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">The old captain was fired yesterday, which &#8220;set off a near-riot on the deck&#8221; according to the <a href="http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/princess-gambling-cruise-canceled-passengers-debarking-and-being-97680.html">Palm Beach Post</a>. In fact, the situation got so bad that Customs and Border folks called in extra security to make sure that the rioters &#8211; foreign nationals who live and work on the ship &#8211; didn&#8217;t get off the vessel, since they are not legally allowed on U.S. soil.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">What prompted the pandemonium? According to the workers, pay cuts and poor working conditions &#8211; some said their checks have been late and bouncing, though the company denies that. Meanwhile, the company claims the old captain allegedly attempted to organize a strike, which is why a new one was brought in &#8211; though you might have thought they&#8217;d at least ask him if he was carrying his license with him. Hey, these days we <em>all</em> have to be <a href="http://rickseaney.com/2009/09/17/secure-flight-tsa-q-a-on-ids-and-names/">concerned with our licenses</a>.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Still with me? Well, yesterday&#8217;s cruise was cancelled for reasons of rioting; today&#8217;s was cancelled for lack of license.</p>
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		<title>Baby Accidentally Smothered on Flight</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anne</dc:creator>
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Terribly sad story, from the UK.
A Egyptian woman who was flying from the U.S. to Kuwait was breastfeeding her baby when she fell asleep.
When she woke up, the child seemed lifeless. A doctor onboard worked on the four-week old girl, as the plane was diverted to Heathrow.
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<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Terribly <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232265/Breastfeeding-mum-smothers-baby-jet-falling-asleep.html">sad story</a>, from the UK.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">A Egyptian woman who was flying from the U.S. to Kuwait was breastfeeding her baby when she fell asleep.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">When she woke up, the child seemed lifeless. A doctor onboard worked on the four-week old girl, as the plane was diverted to Heathrow.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">The child was taken to a nearby hospital and pronounced dead &#8211; she had been accidentally smothered.</p>
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		<title>Pilot Blacks Out, but That&#8217;s Why They Have Two of Them</title>
		<link>http://standarduprightposition.com/2009/11/17/pilot-blacks-out-but-thats-why-they-have-two-of-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:33:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anne</dc:creator>
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A pilot at the controls of a Canada-based Porter Airlines flight out of Halifax lost consciousness during the weekend flight, and the co-pilot took charge and turned back.
Good thing he/she was there.
 Anyway, nobody knows what was going on with the pilot, but mercifully, no one seems to think he had this pilot&#8217;s problem.




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A pilot at the controls of a Canada-based Porter Airlines flight out of Halifax <a href="http://travel.canoe.ca/Travel/News/2009/11/17/11773201.html">lost consciousness</a> during the weekend flight, and the co-pilot took charge and turned back.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Good thing he/she was there.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px"> Anyway, nobody knows what was going on with the pilot, but mercifully, no one seems to think he had this pilot&#8217;s <a href="http://standarduprightposition.com/2009/11/10/another-pilot-arrested-on-suspicion-of-drinking-how-tawdry/">problem</a>.
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		<title>Those Zany Northwest Pilots Weren&#8217;t the Only Ones Goofing Off</title>
		<link>http://standarduprightposition.com/2009/11/13/those-zany-northwest-pilots-werent-the-only-ones-goofing-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anne</dc:creator>
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You remember the &#8220;laptoppers&#8221; &#8211; those two Northwest pilots that flew to Wisconsin, when they should have stopped a little earlier, like say, at their scheduled destination in Minnesota? They said they were too busy on their laptops (an excuse that cost them their pilot&#8217;s licenses).
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<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">You remember the &#8220;laptoppers&#8221; &#8211; those two Northwest pilots that flew to Wisconsin, when they should have stopped a little earlier, like say, at their scheduled destination in Minnesota? They said they were too busy on their laptops (an <a href="http://rickseaney.com/2009/10/27/northwest-airlines-letter-to-passengers-of-laptop-pilots-flight/">excuse</a> that cost them their pilot&#8217;s licenses).</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px"><strong>Anyway, there weren&#8217;t the only ones </strong><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/14/us/14northwest.html"><strong>out to lunch</strong></a> &#8211; the head of the FAA says the air traffic controllers are supposed to notify NORAD, the military air defense command, when they&#8217;re out of radio contact for ten minutes. How long did they wait? One hour and 9 minutes.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Nope, nothing happened &#8211; this time. But as has been mentioned elsewhere (like everywhere), a whole lot changed back on that Tuesday morning in September, 8 years ago&#8230;so, guys, just do your jobs, okay? Because you never know&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Oh, Swell: Drunk Pilots in India Escape Discipline</title>
		<link>http://standarduprightposition.com/2009/10/21/oh-swell-drunk-pilots-in-india-escape-discipline/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anne</dc:creator>
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Did you know? According to India Today, it is NOT a criminal offense for a pilot in India to report to work drunk &#8211; which they sometimes do, especially at &#8220;festive seasons&#8221; including Christmas, New Year&#8217;s and Diwali.
This is from the article:
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<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Did you know? According to <a href="http://indiatoday.intoday.in/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;issueid=110&amp;id=67154&amp;Itemid=1&amp;sectionid=110">India Today</a>, <strong>it is NOT a criminal offense for a pilot in India to report to work drunk</strong> &#8211; which they sometimes do, especially at &#8220;festive seasons&#8221; including Christmas, New Year&#8217;s and <a href="http://festivals.iloveindia.com/diwali/">Diwali</a>.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">This is from the article:</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">&#8220;It [drunk pilots] is an old issue,&#8221; said a retired pilot, after Air India had to scramble to replace an inebriated pilot on a Mumbai to New York run. He added that the airlines don&#8217;t want to take any harsh or punitive action against them, because &#8220;there is a shortage of experienced pilots&#8221;.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Uh&#8230;any pilots in India out there who would like to respond? I wish you would&#8230;</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Bomb Threat&#8221; Bathroom Notes: FBI Looking at Flight Crew?</title>
		<link>http://standarduprightposition.com/2009/10/01/bomb-threat-bathroom-notes-fbi-looking-at-flight-crew/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anne</dc:creator>
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Whoa.
A Boston TV stations is reporting that the FBI has questioned two flight attendants (and maybe more) who were on an American Airlines flight yesterday &#8211; the flight where ?a &#8220;bomb threat&#8221; note was found in one of the aircraft&#8217;s lavatories.
Here&#8217;s the kicker: again, per Boston&#8217;s 7News, those same flight attendants (a man and a [...]]]></description>
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<p style="padding-bottom: 8px"><strong>Whoa.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">A Boston TV stations is <a href="http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/BO125867/"><strong>reporting</strong></a> that the FBI has questioned two flight attendants (and maybe more) who were on an American Airlines flight yesterday &#8211; the flight where ?a &#8220;bomb threat&#8221; note was found in one of the aircraft&#8217;s lavatories.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px"><strong>Here&#8217;s the kicker:</strong> again, per Boston&#8217;s <a href="http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/BO125867/"><strong>7News</strong></a>, those same flight attendants (a man and a woman) were also questioned about a <a href="http://rickseaney.com/2009/09/18/airplanes-idiots-lifetime-ban-for-bad-passengers/"><strong>similar incident</strong></a> that occurred two weeks ago.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">In both cases, nothing was found &#8211; but the incidents resulted in tedious delays for the passengers.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">I&#8217;m kind of hoping it&#8217;s <em>not</em> the crew. I mean, if it is, well&#8230;<strong>how creepy is that?</strong></p>
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		<title>Thousands Die in Russia &#8211; Victims Were Fish</title>
		<link>http://standarduprightposition.com/2009/09/02/thousands-die-in-russia-victims-were-fish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anne</dc:creator>
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Fish, fowl or fun-loving humans, we are all Somebody&#8217;s creatures &#8211; so the death of 4,000 tropical fish is not to be taken lightly (especially since they were worth about half a million dollars).
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<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Fish, fowl or fun-loving humans, we are all Somebody&#8217;s creatures &#8211; so the <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iYiRidQX8wfatxiTbAMCmNQvN_jwD9AEJCTG0"><strong>death of 4,000 tropical fish</strong></a> is not to be taken lightly (especially since they were worth about half a million dollars).</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Cause of death: unclear. But the 15 hours it took to clear customs in brutal summer heat at the Black Sea resort of Sochi ought to tell you something, I suppose.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">The picturesque piscinies (what &#8212; you never made up a word?) were heading toward Sochi Discovery World &#8212; Russia&#8217;s largest oceanarium &#8211; when tragedy struck. And it was a tragedy to the oceanarium&#8217;s director who called it an &#8220;atrocity unseen anywhere else in the world.&#8221;</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Think I&#8217;ll beg to differ on that one&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Scorpions on a Plane!</title>
		<link>http://standarduprightposition.com/2009/07/22/scorpions-on-a-plane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anne</dc:creator>
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If you like creepy critter stories, you&#8217;ve come to the right blog! See our previous posts about &#8220;pests on a plane&#8221; which include snakes &#8211; ticks &#8211; mice &#8211; crocodiles &#8211; and soap-swilling drunks.
A family flying Southwest from Phoenix to Indianapolis got a surprise during the flight &#8211; the dad was stung by a scorpion.
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<p style="padding-bottom: 8px"><em>If you like creepy critter stories, you&#8217;ve come to the right blog! See our previous posts about &#8220;pests on a plane&#8221; which include <a href="http://standarduprightposition.com/2009/04/17/snakes-on-a-plane-for-real/"><strong>snakes</strong></a> &#8211; <a href="http://standarduprightposition.com/2008/07/09/ticks-on-a-plane/"><strong>ticks</strong></a> &#8211; <a href="http://standarduprightposition.com/2008/03/20/mouse-tries-to-fly-to-atlanta-had-he-found-a-cheap-airfare-sale/"><strong>mice</strong></a> &#8211; <a href="http://standarduprightposition.com/2007/08/15/crocs-on-a-plane/"><strong>crocodiles</strong></a> &#8211; and <a href="http://standarduprightposition.com/2009/05/04/new-nominee-for-bad-airline-passenger-of-the-year-she-drank-liquid-soap/"><strong>soap-swilling drunks</strong></a>.</em></p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">A family flying Southwest from Phoenix to Indianapolis got a surprise during the flight &#8211; the dad was stung by a scorpion.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">In case you&#8217;re wondering, he told <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/Story?id=8138645&amp;page=1"><strong>ABC News</strong></a> that it felt <strong>&#8220;like being stung by 30 to 50 bees all at the same time&#8221;. </strong>Owwww.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Nobody&#8217;s sure how these scorpions (there were a few of them) got on the plane, but there are suspicions that they might have arrived via the family&#8217;s luggage &#8211; they are certainly common enough in Arizona &#8211; but nobody really seems to know.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Southwest arranged for medical treatment for Dad on arrival in Indianapolis &#8211; and he is reportedly going to be fine. But still &#8211; <em>yuck.</em></p>
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		<title>Passengers Asked to Move to Balance Plane. Unhappiness Reigns.</title>
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Well, would you be happy?
As Gadling tells it, 70 passengers &#8220;refused to board their Thomas Cook plane in Mallorca, Spain this week because the airline had asked them to all sit in the back of the plane.&#8221;
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<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Well, would you be happy?</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">As Gadling <a href="http://www.gadling.com/2009/06/23/scared-passengers-boycott-airline-after-being-asked-to-help-bal/"><strong>tells</strong></a> it, 70 passengers &#8220;refused to board their Thomas Cook plane in Mallorca, Spain this week because the airline had asked them to all sit in the back of the plane.&#8221;</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">Essentially, they were to act as ballast &#8211; a counterweight, if you will, for all the luggage that was stacked up in the front of the cabin. Why was it stacked there? Because the workers on the ground couldn&#8217;t get the rear cargo door open. I guess they lost the manual.</p>
<p style="padding-bottom: 8px">I suppose I would have been disturbed, too &#8211; but these folks then paid hundreds of dollars to fly other airlines home. Now <em>that </em>would have given me pause.</p>
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