Those scamps over at Ryanair are no doubt still chortling over their CEO’s idea to raise money by installing pay toilets on the discounter’s aircraft – but that’s not the end of it.

They’re looking for new ways to charge us – and they want us to come up with the ideas! But – at least, they’ll pay for them – 1,000 Euros – which was about $1,289 last time I looked.

Here are some of the ideas already submitted:

• Charging for toilet paper – with CEO Michael O’Leary’s face on it
• Charging to read the safety cards
• Charging to use oxygen masks
• Charging to use the emergency exit
• Charging for bikini clad Cabin Crew

Kind of lame – am sure you can do better but hurry – ideas must be submitted to competition@ryanair.com by March 30. And if your idea is the winner, we will know who to blame for the next bone-headed fee!

Brides Magazine has a trip for you (which includes airfare so I can blog about this in good conscience) — to New York and Tahiti. Here’s how to get it, per Brides:

“Are you the most romantic couple in the world but haven’t had the honeymoon of your dreams? Tell us your love story…” Yes, you have to write a little something.

Let’s see… “Whenever my husband is thirsty, he always says, ‘Darling, toss me a brewski’ and then I…” Hmmm. Needs work. But you get the idea.

And in case you don’t, all the details are right here. And, merci, Gadling.