You’re probably sick to death of hearing about how in-flight Wifi internet access is going to flood planes with porn and how this group and that group are calling on airlines to add “anti-porn” filters to their aircraft and blah and blah and blah, but…

But…you haven’t heard everything ’til you’ve heard from Standard Upright Position. So here’s where we stand:

Use your common sense. Don’t have any? Then follow these 3 simple rules:

1.) Don’t watch porn if you’re sitting next to my kid.
2.) Really don’t watch porn if you’re sitting next to my mother.
3.) Don’t watch porn without a plot. Hey, I think I’ve just eliminated the problem…

If you’ve ever desperately needed to get some work done in an airport, you know how difficult it can be to find a hot spot. Have you elbowed a fellow traveler out of the way? Have you paid someone off to get that precious plug their using? If so, you should be happy to know that there are many airports around the world doing their best to make your life a little easier. They’re adding free WiFi, business centers, and easier access to all things wired.

Keep reading for a look at the list of Forbes’ top five airports with WiFi (OK. Top six. There was a tie)…